The Pickles






The Pickles

 

 

they fill up

the

supermarkets

&

schools

&

pubs

&

universities

&

malls

&

hospitals

&

graveyards

&

9-5 jobs

 

i repeat 9-5 jobs

 

i see them

on the tram

squished together

like

sardines

their brains

consumed by

social media

 

like

this

comment

on that

share

this

post

that

 

hours and hours

of

wasted time

like their

wasted lives

 

they couldn’t

survive

if they

separated

from

the pack

they

need

each other

like a

human being

needs

their arsehole

 

they live in a jar

with

vinegar lives

otherwise

known

as

the pickles
 

 

Vanessa de Largie

 

Vanessa de Largie is the monthly sex-columnist for Maxim Magazine.  Her columns are regularly published in Penthouse Magazine, The Huff Post and The Daily Telegraph.  She is an Australian girl who divides her time between London and Melbourne.

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